LETS MEET AT THE OLIVE GARDEN

stupidest thing we've done this year + Canadian tour + somethin special

LAST SLOP DROP BEFORE THE RECORD’S OUT ON FRIDAY. “OLIVE GARDEN” + A VIDEO CREATED BY NESTOR ( HE’S GETTING UPSETTINGLY GOOD AT THIS).

Lot’s of other stuff to tell you about, but I gotta put this at the top, just coz it’s TIMELY. IF YOU LIVE IN TORONTO AND WANNA SEE SOME WEIRD STUFF ON THURSDAY MAY 1 RSVP HERE. 300 SPOTS ONLY. IT’S FREE. IT WILL BE WEIRD AND ALSO GOOD.

We’ve teamed up with Matty Matheson’s RIZZO’S HOUSE OF PARM who will be serving some Olive Garden inspired dishes. The four of us will be doling out these tasty slop buckets on Thursday night at Blood Brothers Brewing. And then we’re gonna play a tiny little 30-ish minute set and hang out and drink beers and celebrate the release of what we think is a really special album.

Substack / Newsletter people are getting this 30 mins before the rest of the internet - thanks for subscribing <3. We’d really appreciate only RSVPing if you’re positive you can make it, spots are very limited. Maybe if this goes well we’ll do more stuff like this I dunno.

RSVP doesn’t necessarily guarantee entry, it’ll be first come first served so arrive early!

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CANADIAN HEADLINE TOUR w/ SNOTTY NOSE REZ KIDS

Unbelievably stoked to do a bunch of shows across Canada with SNRK this winter. They are incredible, and their live show rips. Their album Red Future was one of my favourite records in 2024. And I, personally, am excited to stop receiving constant DM’s about HOW WE ARE ALL DUMB PIECES OF SHIT BECAUSE WE AREN’T TOURING CANADA THIS YEAR EVEN THOUGH WE JUST TOURED CANADA LIKE 2 MONTHS AGO BUT WHATEVER OK. Sorry!!! Please like us!!!

Now it’s time for the section called “Anthony is the Adult Here”, wherein our friend Anthony tells you how to buy tickets because, as I have proven time and time again, I cannot be trusted to deliver the correct information

HELLO, I AM ANTHONY, AND I AM THE ADULT HERE:

Ticket presale begins tomorrow at 10am local and general onsale this Friday 5/2 at 10am local. Sign up to get the presale code at puptheband.com. ***PLEASE NOTE THE TOUR DATES WON’T BE LISTED ON THE WEBSITE UNTIL 10AM TODAY***

A portion of proceeds from presale tickets sold via the band’s website will go to Food Banks Canada.

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‘WHO WILL LOOK AFTER THE DOGS?’ IS OUT ON FRIDAY. WE ARE UNBELIEVABLY PROUD

You can still pre-order the record along with all that questionable merch we made until Friday.

TICKETS / MERCH / PREORDER ALL AVAILABLE AT WWW.PUPTHEBAND.COM

Thanks for reading <3. More later this week. We love ya. xoxo

Stefan, Nestor, Zack, and Steve